becoming me

Serve you right, Rachael Wong!

Why didn’t you pay attention in class? See, now you’ve got nothing to write about. Day dream lah, pass notes lah, think of going to MidValley lah! In 50 minutes time it’s tomorrow. And you’re left with not much time. And you’ve got TWO PAPERS!!!!! Terrible girl. If you paid attention in class you wouldn’t have to struggle now. If you didn’t procrastinate, you’ll probably have a nice essay drafted out in preparation for tomorrow.

i just don’t know what else to say about you….

Here’s another joke:

MIKE’S GIRLFRIEND

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him — and got a woman.

“Is Mike there?” I asked confused.

“Umm, he’s in the shower,” she responded.

“Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up.

When he didn’t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Mike,” he said.

“You’re not my boyfriend!” I exclaimed.

“I know,” he replied. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”

I’ve been so lazy the past week. My exams on the 26th are postponed to the 29th of April and I had 10 days to prepare for it. But 9 days have gone and I barely started researching for my essay. It’s already Saturday. Exam’s tmr. Yeah, on Sunday. YDPA’s coronation last 26th.

Anyway, I love the show “Heroes”. It’s so fascinating….

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.

“Aw, Dad, it’s okay” the son said. “The police car right behind us did the same thing.”

I guess we never really moved on….

My old handphone and I.

To my disappointment, my hand phone is faulty. I’m so sad. In the midst of a super busy time and stress, my hand phone has failed me. It’s a good thing my older hand phone is still working. it’s a nokia 6210. But it’s serving me fine.

I’m so tired. It’s still stressful. My back is aching badly. I’m very tired and I still have to drive my sisters around. I haven’t finished studying and I still need sleep. Oh man…..